ask-jean:

this isn’t going to work

(via tumblemouse)

14,947 notes

necrophiliaczooplankton:

classyrainbowaristocrat:

Homestuck hasn’t ruined my life, it’s just straight up fucking replaced it.

oH MY GOD

(via meaniemikan)

22,599 notes

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

(via fistingmyself)

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silverthekitsune:

bromoyed:

slagfable:

katsplanet:

wyvernkittycarrot:

homestucksanonomous:

aluxuthespider:

This a concept for physical distribution of the web comic Homestuck, written by Andrew Hussie. Each act would be stored on a separate, custom USB drive, and would include a custom USB hub so each drive could be accessed at once.

-Joshua Keim

OH MY GOD

WANTWANTWANTWANT GIMME GIMME

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

dear god

I WOULD DO VERY HORRIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO AQUIRE THIS. YES GOOD.

SCREAMING

Yes yes good.

(via the-reapers)

11,214 notes

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

(via toxic-sunflower)

141,569 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

snt-scouting-legion:

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT
SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF
CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA
REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”
ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“
ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”

they’re all dorks
welcome to the dork squad
attack on dorks

blue-eyed-hanji:

snt-scouting-legion:

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT

SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF

CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA

REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”

ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“

ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”

they’re all dorks

welcome to the dork squad

attack on dorks

(via sylpheed-dashstep)

22,422 notes

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

(via the-reapers)

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basemintx:

notquitealumberjackyet:

WHAT HAPPENED

OH MY GOD

(Source: trashcandaddy, via the-reapers)

17,065 notes

adorkablemuffin:

wasted—kitten:

vinesnow:

Do It For The Vine / Vine By: Jake Foushee
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

THIS IS IT I FOUND IT ON HERE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

(Source: vinesnow)

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bit-of-a-fixer-upper:

itsreddqueen:

kalliat:

dear everyone who says he’s a good person

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

no one punches goofy and gets away with it

(via skittle-squirtle)

428,254 notes

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

(via skittle-squirtle)

87,201 notes

seaofcheese:

look at how focused reiner is i mean
he wouldn’t want to cut his finger

seaofcheese:

look at how focused reiner is i mean

he wouldn’t want to cut his finger

(via the-maid-of-light)

6,074 notes

dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

(via fistingmyself)

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