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twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

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this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

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today-in-homestuck:

It’s been four years since…
Karkat’s blood colour was revealed [7/28/10]

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been four years since…

Karkat’s blood colour was revealed [7/28/10]

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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

drunkpeeta:

walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock

you are a 16 year old girl

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and your point is?????

it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock

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captain-fucking-levi:

teamfreekickass:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

erikats-eridaves:

pernicious-monarchs:

erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this. 

evas are real

captain-fucking-levi:

teamfreekickass:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

erikats-eridaves:

pernicious-monarchs:

erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

evas are real

(via the-maid-of-light)

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deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…
Yeah you right

deductionhunters:

aimingforthefuckinglighttree:

Australian media strikes again…

Some drunk people…

Yeah you right

(via the-debilitated-highbloods)

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lucifers-handmaiden:

The Attack on Titan fandom cracks me up cause I see things like 

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and hardcore shit like

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and gorgeous animation

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and then we have things like…

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Attack on Titan fandom everyone. 

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todaywillbealright:

paintedonmakeup:

traumachaized:

q-viet:

stylistnotions:

Healing Process

I love this so much.

holy fucking favorite fuck shit

this means everything to me

It’s gross but really deep

todaywillbealright:

paintedonmakeup:

traumachaized:

q-viet:

stylistnotions:

Healing Process

I love this so much.

holy fucking favorite fuck shit

this means everything to me

It’s gross but really deep

(Source: alyssazoeamaro, via dilatatum)

217,210 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

(via just-fang)

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chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via askmid0)

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distant-moon:

safyresky:

Something’s been bothering me since those last two episodes of Korra. Tenzin took the airbenders to the Northern Air Temple, right?

What

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about

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These

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Guys?!?!?!

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I have a thirst for answers

What DID happen to those guys? I’ve got a bad feeling…

(via just-fang)

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TO ALL THE NONHOMESTUCKS OUT THERE HAVE A PANIC ROOM READY BE ON ALERT AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE WHEN WE UPDATE ITS GOING TO BE A CATEGORY 5 SHITSTORM

(Source: gridmark, via guys-srsly-wth-is-goin-on)

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touchmebuttons:

time to bring this back

touchmebuttons:

time to bring this back

(Source: todeswalzer, via twilightzant)

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